October 27, 2008

Dear Rhinebeckers...

I would like to request that you stop posting about Rhinebeck. Those of us who were unable to attend, due to reduced circumstances or gruelling work schedules, are tired of hearing about how much fun you had, the great food you ate, the fantastic yarn you bought, the famous people you met, the perfect sweater weather, the great Ravelry party, and the general awesomeness of Rhinebeck. It is heartless for you to continue to rub it in the faces of we non-Rhinebeckers. Furthermore, the fact that some of you have acknowledged that you are aware that we non-Rhinebeckers may not want to hear about it, and have gone on to post about Rhinebeck anyway, indicates a level of callousness that I am shocked to find among knitters. What are you, sadists or something? Do you not see how you are torturing us? So, I am asking you to immediately cease and desist discussing Rhinebeck on your blogs.

(um, except for the photos of the yummy yarn and fibre...those can stay.)

Thank you,
The Management (of this blog)

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